Tool Bag

The type of guy who - before he introduces himself - tells you about his tattoos and brags about getting a deal on suits

Jarret said, "my next triathalon is next week. My mom lent me the money to enter!"

Jarrret is a tool bag.

by Bubba gunk September 3, 2017

Cheeto Bag

A very fat anti Trump white guy who constantly talks about Trump’s orange skin.

STFU Cheeto Bag, talk about something else.

by MikeHunt65 November 18, 2020

A greasy tone bag.

To rub grease into an elderly man's ballsack.

James just nipped to see his grandad and gave him a greasy tone bag.

by TJR93 May 8, 2024

coochie bag

A goofy name for a usually small bag that most women probably carry around, mainly on their period, that has personal hygiene products in it

Girl 1:"Dammit! My period just started!"
Girl 2:"Then maybe you carry around a coochie bag."

by xXT1dd1e_LuV3r420Xx April 23, 2023

Chalk bag compliment

When a girl is trying to flirt with you but she doesn’t make it obvious so she sounds more like she’s just simply giving a random compliment.

Girl: “I really like your chalk bag.”
Guy: “Thanks…”
Girl, thinking about it later: Why didn’t he flirt back?
Guy, thinking about it later: That girl was nice for giving me a chalk bag compliment.

by FoxtrotTwelve September 16, 2024

Colostomy bag

The same as calling (insulting )a straight male a douchebag they like pussy so (douchebag) ; You can't call (insult) a homosexual ,gay, transgender male a douchebag because he doesn't go for pussy, vagina, linage, twat, gushy, pink paradise, coochie. Gay men play with anal, booty, asshole, poop shoot, man's asshole. Therefore they are colostomy bags not douchebags in my opinion by definition

Did you see all those f****** colostomy bags in that new little Nas x video twerking in the shower naked that was super out of pocket, a damn shame hello colostomy bags, trifling!

by Indigo 💙 Blues August 20, 2021

Toe bag

Used when you want to say something rude to another but the person won't know what it means so they can't really be offended. Used when you describe someone negatively.

"Everest is such a toe bag"

by ToeBagcreator April 3, 2024