balls out jeans

when your balls are sweating and you cut a hole in you jens and pull yourr balls out.

oh my god its hot today so I wore my balls out jeans

by cocky doocky April 18, 2010

your dad's balls

It's a stupid think people say that refers to your father's testicles

Shut up bruv go suck your dad's balls

by Your dad's balls October 16, 2017

Ball Achingly Beautiful

When a girl is so hot, your balls ache.

Close to blue balls

Man, Nancy Botwin*is so ball achingly beautiful.

*Or Emma Stone

by Not Karmanaut August 15, 2012

Suck my balls

Politically incorrect way to say its interlocutor who does not agree sincerely to its considerations and waits that it reviews its position.

1- Your boss ask for you, only you, to make overtime in the day of the end of the soccer championship. Its reply it is: Suck my balls!!
2- You arrive in tired house of the work and find its brother-in-law taking the last beer of the refrigerator. It turns itself toward you and asks: What I go to drink now? Reply...Suck my balls!!

by Leonam March 1, 2009

Three Ball Monty

Three Ball Monty is a game where one male participant gather's his own penis and testicles together in one hand. By slight compression of the testicles and penis the body parts appear very similar. The object of the game is to have other players guess which is the penis and which is the testicles.

During the Three Ball Monty tournament J.B. injured his penis as a result of extreme compression.

by Whatzizfaceheezsitinrightheer January 19, 2009

ball bag-licker

an insult meaning to lick the sack of a man

Ray, don't do that you stupid ball bag-licker.

by Nosnhoj Mas Dna Stnemelc Yrral January 22, 2009

old man balls

Balls that are combined into one

My taint was fucked by old man balls

by KML19 April 1, 2017