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Are you dicking me right now? 

a question directed towards a person who provides you with information that blows your mind.
John: "uuh dude i just saw your mom making out with your social studies teacher!!"

Joe: "are you dicking me right now?"

Why Are You Searching This? 

Hmmm, I wonder, why are you? Your curious I know it.

Are you ready guys? 

Quotation: Date Masamune, 'Sengoku Basara'
Proposition that means that either shit is going down, or there is a hella orgy nearby.
Can only be used on a motor horse.
Are you ready guys? Rets PARTY!
Are you ready guys? by MrMuscle October 18, 2010

[What the fuck are you doing?]

Favorite catch phrase of WNBC's Sue Simmons, first debuted May 12, 2008 and later seen on David Letterman.
"At eleven, paying more at the grocer, but getting less. We'll tell you how to get the most... What the fuck are you doing?!" - Sue Simmons

why are you giving me a handjob? 

A means of expressing confusion or contempt.

Derived from any cookie-cutter porn situation in which a female character disguised as teacher/friend's hot mom/friend's hot sister/nurse/doctor "unexpectedly" gives the male character a handjob.
Fritz: Dude, I boned your mom last night. Ah yea.
Ben: Dude, Fritz, why are you giving me a handjob?

are you new 

asked by a person to another who doesn't seem to know what is being talked about or said. Does not know term. also meaning, Where have you been?
Tracy: I just got that hotty's digits
Sandra: What are digits?
Tracy: "are you new?"
are you new by Lynn March 11, 2004