Nostalgia Wood

When a person remembers something so enjoyable and enthralling, from their past, that they proceed to develop a physical or spiritual erection. This phenomenon is known to induce strong feelings of euphoria and, on occassion, tight trousers.

I walked into Disneyland, witnessed the grandeur, and proceeded to hide immediately. Children should not witness a vigorous display of nostalgia wood.

My nostalgia wood was raging when the FF7 theme came on unexpectedly.

by The Punctual Narcoleptic January 31, 2019

slap the wood

Slapping an erect penis against pussy.

Man, I could hear him slap the wood from the other room!

by Brzaukee March 21, 2015

Meedle Wood

A wood found mostly in wooded areas, known for its strong yet flexible capabilities.

Traveler: I was wondering what that hunting bow is made of?
Merchant: Meedle wood of course. Only the finest wood in all the lands

by David_tater July 5, 2022

Burnin’ Wood

When a woman gives you a blowjob after eating spicy foods( hot peppers, takis, etc)

“This girl gave me burnin’ wood last night after dinner, she made spicy curry and gave me a blow job afterwards, it burnt like hell”

by PapaSmurff69 November 2, 2021

gutter wood

A person of any gender who stands on the corner of an alley with hard wood, otherwise known as an erection while hollering obesities.

Hey good looking wanna try this meat missile in your weiner coozie. Oh john stop being a gutter wood.

by bb714 February 8, 2015

Mourning Wood

the expression of deep sorrow for someone who has passed, shown by having a boner

My grandma’s funeral was so awkaward. I stood up to speak out about her life but I was sporting some rowdy mourning wood. I was rock hard.

by GabePriest January 22, 2018

Ethan Wood

gets all da bitches

“yo, can you help me pull this girl ?”

“nah not me man ask Ethan Wood”

by yehxhd August 22, 2022