wiggity weiner

strong sad, strong bads brother who enjoys sitting in his dark basement listening to music or talking to walls and trees, he likes bord games more than most people and gets pummeld evry hour on the hour

i like bpard games more than most people do by that i mean i like board games more than most people do and also i like board games more than i like most people

by homsar August 10, 2003

Dutch clock weights

When performing the 69 with the guy on top as he lowers himself down his scrotum rests on the bridge of his birds nose and a bollock falls into either eye socket,

Fat bird that you wanna eat but dont know or dont wanna try taking the wait of this big fattie on ya chest,
so you give her the dutch clock weights in the eyes,
as seen on a grandfather clock the winding weights on the chain that hangs down,

by james Venom August 21, 2006

punching above your weight

A person that is with someone a lot less hotter than themselves .

kev with your big nose and gammon ears you are punching above your weight going out with natasha...like well above. that girl is hot.

by Kevsbiatch January 27, 2015

Weiner Butt

1. An exceptionally nasty hot dog.
2. Pronoun for somebody acting like a douchebag

I vomited from eating a weiner butt last night.

Dude, stop acting like a wiener butt.

by The Rizzle January 3, 2006

Weiner Measles

The generic, nondescript term for any of a host of venereal diseases (STD's), especially those which cause some sort of eruption on the penis.

James: I would stay away from her. She's hot and all, but...

Bill: But what?

James: You'll probably end up with a scorching case of weiner measles.

by JoeFriday July 20, 2009

oscar mayer weiner

What everyone on those commercials for Oscar Mayer would really love to be

Those people on the commercial wanna be oscar mayer weiners? WTF?

by Like I'm Gonna Tell You! October 4, 2006

weiner sandwich

someone who spills the beans.

oh hey is the weiner sandwich coming tonight?

by Andrew Medeiros March 27, 2007