shit weasel

Infection form of the flood from Halo and Halo 2.

Holy crap! Look at that wave of shit weasels! Run!

shit weasel by Mike Montuori May 6, 2005

chocolate weasel teaser 

a homosexual

Mihalis is a chocolate weasel teaser because he is prone to lubricating his wang and cramming it up the rectum of men, especially those unready or unsuspecting.

chocolate weasel teaser by bose February 17, 2004

shit weasel

A person who displays weasel characteristics including but not limited to a lack of respect for anything. A shit weasel lags in all aspects of life, especially golf.

Where is that shit weasel Joe? Our tee time was at 10:30!!

ppreciate that pal

shit weasel by The Man WTMP January 24, 2012

The Reverse Weasel Snotter 

A sex position. Very good thighs are required.

Hey Honey! Can we do the reverse weasel snotter?

No Sweetie, Mythighs are playing up right now.

The Reverse Weasel Snotter by Your Minty Gran November 8, 2011

Spice Weasel 

A betting term for poker which reffurs to betting insane amounts with little to no chance of winning. Thought it up from the whole Futurama Alkizar's "crankin it up a notch with the spice weasel!" its a good term cos its for those "All or nothing" Attempts

Spice weaselin' my Opponent Hard
Crankin this game up with the ol' "Spice Weasel"

Spice Weasel by Danny G and Paulie Majt February 11, 2008

The Weasel King 

Alex Drazdowski.

I am the Weasel King... weeooohhhh!!!

The Weasel King by The S Diddy November 22, 2003

screaching weasel 

pounding your hairy penis into into a vagina or anus and recieving an orgasm of a high pitch

last night i pounded her so hard i got a screaching weasel

screaching weasel by MOTORHEAD!!! November 23, 2006