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Valentine’s Day

The useless holiday trying to promote love and basically saying that you should hate everyone the other 364/365 days of the year.
In some people’s opinion, Valentine’s Day is the best holiday to have come. But in everyone else’s, it just reminds them how useless and lonely they are.
by RedHeadW/Temper February 14, 2019
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Valentino

Valentino is a buff, strong guy who can get any girl he wants but he sticks to only one girl. He is charming and very funny, which makes him very easy to talk to. As sweet as he is, he can be rough when needed. Valentino is a reliable guy who will never flake on you. We need more Valentino's in the world.
Person 1: Who is that?
Person 2: That's Valentino.
Person 1: He is very charming, is he single?
Person 2: He has a girlfriend who he loves very much.
by Avgastonan June 9, 2019
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Valery

Very well known person and if she has a crush I would recommend you date her cause she has a beautiful face to match that big {booty}she don’t trust that manny ppl you lucky if she does she has a good shape of style
Valeryis beautiful today
valery has style everyday almost!
valery is seriouse abt her crush
by Crazykid_active June 17, 2019
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dick valet

a friend wants to tap that ass, you drop them off at the person's house. you're transporting what they need to them. dick valet.
After the bar last night, I asked my dick valet to drop me off at Joe's house.
by ldygz November 10, 2011
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nick valensi

The most awesome guitar player in the world. He has incredibly sexy hair and amazing attitude that make u believe he's a perfect man. Lovely feelings, sooo handsome, 23 years old and expecting twins. (he looked amazing when i went 2 the concert). Cute smile, talented, guitar player for the coolest american band the strokes.
Nick Valensi could not have been more perfect performing the guitar solo.
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Valentino

Sexc looking guy. Romantic loves women. Has to be cypriot..
the girls love him..
Valentino the kypreo.Vitha 89
by Valentino166 September 21, 2006
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Valentime-Out

A strategic short term break-up with a significant other immediately preceding Valentine's Day. Designed to avoid having to purchase expensive gifts, buy dinner, say nice things, and/or perform oral sex on Valentine's Day, yet still preserve the ability to resume the relationship shortly thereafter.
I really can't afford to take Magda out for Valentine's Day... so I think I will have to take a Valentime-Out from her until next week.
by goo wyko February 4, 2009
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