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uber schmeared

When someone gets stubbed out badly
Mid:Mighty Boosh is better than family guy!
Jim:OH no it int fam Guy rocks!
Brendan: Well i prefer zelda
Jim:were u in this convo?
Brendan:no
Jim:well shut the fuck up then.
Brendan:But....
Jim + Mid: U GOT UBER SCHMEARED GRUNDLE DUSTER!
uber schmeared by James Owens June 12, 2008
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Uber-fuckin 

The act of fucking an uber driver regardless whether the driver is on or off the clock.
After the baseball game, I dabbled in some uber-fuckin as my driver was not only hot but very willing to play around
Uber-fuckin by GDDPHD May 31, 2016

Uber Wizard 

A way in saying something is truly amazing. Something that is beyond God.
John: Yo Mike, that sky walker og that we smoked last night was Uber wizard
Mike: facts...

Uber Flex 

Uber flex is what happens when you and your brothers go out drinking and try to fight the Uber driver because he won’t let you in the car. Usually, one of the potential passengers takes off his shirt and flexes his muscles to show signs of aggression.
Apparently, U got hammered last night and started Uber Flexing on the driver who wouldn’t let you inside the car.
Uber Flex by Mike McGaffrey January 5, 2019

Uber Eater 

An Uber Eater is a guy who tells his wife or girlfriend he’s going out to deliver food, but makes at least two stops along the way to **** at least two of his booty call lovers
I don’t know if I can handle that boy anymore. He keeps coming around while he tells his wife he is delivering food to want to go down on me. He’s an Uber Eater (or Uber EatHer?). Nasty.
Uber Eater by Da Mistress December 7, 2020

uber duber 

an extremely polish person. less insulting than polok, but more insulting than polish. these are usually the ones who live in america but only speak polish.
jesus, those uber dubers took our table again.
uber duber by alex via dictionary February 9, 2007