Toothless Gibbon

Close up of a Gibbons mouth with no teeth - The hairy, Munted discharging Flaps of the femail genitals.

....After a romantic, Clark Gabel type evening ....."Lie down and let me road drill your "Toothless Gibbon" with my Custard Chucker"...... Oh Clark you are such a romantic.....XXXXX.

by Chunt - where the Gunt extends from the chin October 14, 2004

Texas toothbrush

A large brush used to clean a commode. A toilet brush.

... But everything's big in Texas!

Homer scrubbed his toilet pot with a Texas toothbrush before his parents came to visit.

by Cap'n Bullmoose May 6, 2005

tooth

To steal or take something

Yo, that bitch just totally toothed yo' hat

by Amy Mills August 20, 2006

Toothless crackwhore

A whore that is toothless and excepts crack as a pay off.

I just had sex with a toothless crackwhore

by John Doe May 26, 2004

toothwaste

The gunk people leave on their toothbrush when they are done brushing their teeth

I hate using his bathroom because the toothwaste I have to see in the sink and on his toothbrush is disgusting.

by RRobyn April 17, 2009

toothpaste body

When a chick has a body like toothpaste, i.e. curvy in all the right places. Note how it can only apply to her figure; you must ignore the face at all costs.

"Bro, that new teacher's pretty fine, she's got a toothpaste body"

"...Yo, what the fuck are you talkin' about?"

"Nevermind the face, but you know when you squeeze her body it's like Colgate man"

"Dude stfu she's your mom lol"

by goodguychris August 25, 2011

Saber-Tooth-Brush

A prison shank made from a tempered plastic tooth-brush. It resembles the tooth of a saber-toothed-tiger.

"Cause of death?"
"Repeated stab wounds from a saber-tooth-brush to the lumbar region."

by Mr. Ford December 7, 2009