Sir Thomas

When you flop your soft dong onto a table full of men to assert dominance.

I walked into a bar and didn't know anyone, so I walked up to a table of bikers and gave them a Sir Thomas.

by Butt Coat September 7, 2022

common sense by thomas paine

The book Angelica has been reading lately

I've been reading Common Sense by Thomas Paine, so men say that I'm intense or I'm insane.

by gundhamtanakasuperfan February 1, 2019

Tough Guy Thomas

An exotic creature from the deep depths of Winkler. 13th street the home of many magical and mythical creatures. Tough guy thomas rules 13th street

"Holy darts did you see tough guy thomas on 13th street the other day? What a dirty system!"

by Urboi420 January 19, 2020

Heidi loves Thomas more

Heidi very obviously love Thomas much more and thats why she published it and she didnt know a word so its a phrase instead and yes so she loves him more

Heidi loves Thomas more because she just does

by Heidiklara1404 May 20, 2023

Mr. Thomas

Person who looks like Obama.

Mr. Thomas looks like Obama.

by Mrs. Thomas December 11, 2019

Mr. Jobin Thomas

One word: legend.

Yo have you prayed to god yet?
Yes, I prayed to Mr. Jobin Thomas 4 hours back

by Lmao VisFart August 30, 2021

adolph blaine charles david earl frederick gerald hubert irvin john kenneth lloyd nero martin oliver paul quincy randolph sherman thomas uncas victor william xerxes zeus wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorffvoralterwissenhaft+171

a guy

HELLO
My name is:
adolph blaine charles david earl frederick gerald hubert irvin john kenneth lloyd nero martin oliver paul quincy randolph sherman thomas uncas victor william xerxes zeus wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorffvoralterwissenhaft+171

by imakeweirddefinitions March 28, 2023