Twit That!

Twit That! said with sarcasm cuts down to size someone who delivers a short quip or witty statement with which they are ridiculously self satisfied.

Person A "Humus is the savoury spread of the middle classes"
Person B "Twit That!"

by Donttellmumthebabysittersdisco February 23, 2010

twit-stalk

To surreptitiously monitor someone's social networking site(s) without subscribing/following/friending.

She denied my friend request on Facebook, so I just twit-stalk that bitch.

I checked out her browser history and she's been twit-stalking me the whole time, now she is demanding a Kobe Special

by arthax0r December 6, 2009

twit-u-bus

1. Someone whose infernal tweeting literally robs you of all your energy and patience.

2. Someone who uses up all your friendship points by over tweeting bullshit all day. See also twidiot.

Exasperated Gasp: Thats it, {insert name here} is getting blocked off my twitter. These tweets are sucking the life outta me. Efiin twitubus!

Isnt this dude at work? Why did I add him to my twitter? Ive never seen a grown dude tweet like a 13 year old girl. Twit-u-bus all day.

by Pinnacle Music October 1, 2009

Twatzee

An intense orgy involving several different races of women.

Upon climax, the pimp-ass male must exclaim the phrase "TWATZEE!"

Sample:

Pimp-ass male: "So, last night I was lucky enough to play a game of Twatzee with some of my girlfriend's co-workers."

Average Guy: " Really? How was it?"

Pimp-ass male: "By the end of the night, everyone was Caucasian."

by e3_shadow January 12, 2010

twit-child

Justin Bieber.

Why are you a twit-child?

by ThisisforyouFei June 6, 2010

twit fit

This is what happens when a "twitter user" has something great to share with the world tries to log in to their account and they get the blue screen of death that says "twitter is over capacity" They throw a twit fit.

You should have seen the twit fit that Britney Spears threw the other day, it was amazing.

by Savingtheangels June 26, 2010

twinzles

two people who are the bestest of best friends but are not related (obviously) because they came out of two differend vaginas because one could be germaustrian and the other of the half asian/irish breed. these two people are female and are psychopaths that like to make obnoxiously wierd noises (not of the sexual kind but of the what the hell kind) they enjoy spazzing out before lacrosse and talking shit about their school.

"Karen and Erin are such twinzles!"

Mean dick: "What's wrong with those two chicks?"
Nice dick: "Oh, they must be twinzles."

Ass: "I wanna date me a twinzle."

by twinzlebuddiesmcgooginsstein47 June 28, 2010