Pube Trees

When you have sex with a female with a lot of hair down under, and you ejaculate on the hair which makes little white beads on the ends.

James: "Holy crap baby, I'm bout to bust a load!"

Katie: "Pull out man! I don't wanna get pregnant!"

James: "There we go.. Now you have Pube Trees"

by Ilikeurbottleofrum March 25, 2009

tree cosplay

when someone is standing still - like a tree

person 1: bro what r u doing💀
person 2: i’m just standing here
person 1: tree cosplay

by ihavewood May 13, 2022

tree cosplay

when someone is standing still - like a tree

raymond: bro what r u doing
glenford: i’m just standing here
raymond: tree cosplay💀

by ihavewood May 13, 2022

Mitten Tree

An unmitigated disaster. A project that one person wants to do and drops the ball and makes everyone else take charge of to finish.

"God,remember when Henry wanted to do that fundraiser for orphans and then he abandoned it..what a mitten tree!"

by Absolute Ang January 11, 2009

tree pedophiles

Another more fun name for a sloth.

-enters zoo- Daddy, can we go see the tree pedophiles?!

Just look at that creepy ass face.

by Your moms vajay February 21, 2014

Tree out

Someone who stands, tree like, rooted to the spot in a venue or club or pub with great music.

My Malay mate Jorden who seemed to enjoy the music but stood blinking like a walrus the entire night disappeared to falafel heaven and reappeared to tree out once more.

by Melbourne Musicians February 27, 2011

tree vibe

A good or bad way of explaining your high

"I'm getting sucha good tree vibe from this bud"

by Bojackhorseman November 19, 2014