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Freaky Tree

During an awkward moment, ball up your fist vertically (like a dap) and place your other hand on top. One hand is the trunk and the other is the branches. The branches can easily vary in motion.
I was washing my hands in the Bayside High library, when I heard someone in the stall making some treacherous noises. Guess who comes walking out? Principal Belding, and he was nannied up and nervous looking. We've all been there, so out grew the Freaky Tree and we both laughed!
by Kevy-Kev April 21, 2008
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tree hut

The best sugar scrub brand to use. It is used for preppy tiktok videos and it is good to help smooth your skin.
I collect so many tree hut products
by Random.human.who.likes.food February 22, 2022
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Nick Tree

A name given to an odd child who was born to a household of trees. They often have poor charisma and a bad sense of humor. Nick tree is a close relative of the plankton family and is regarded as one of the lowest lifeforms on earth.
OOh look there is a Nick tree
by alfred mon petit pois January 25, 2011
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Shitmas tree

When you're having anal sex and the person defecates on your penis.
Man, that girl last night shitmas tree'd me last night. I had to scrub for three hours!!
by soha33 September 26, 2010
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Happy Trees

The expression Bob Ross said when painting a pair of trees. For Bob felt that painting just one tree would make it lonely, by painting another next to or near it, said trees would become friends and become happy. this is why we love bob ross
ok now lets make so Happy Trees here, in your world trees can have as many friends as you want.
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Tree Of Knowledge

The TOK to the TIC of life and times:
1. Sexual Intercourse; Sex; Fucking; penis in vagina; cock in pussy; Orgasmic physical activity shared between man and woman;

2. Tree Of Knowledge is the result of having sexual relations with a partner: SEX brings forth pregnancy, babies, transmitted diseases, fear, distraction, weakness.... Also known as the Tree of Life/ Tree of the Knowledge of Good and Evil is the process after having SEX: a baby is born which is the Life. The good part is the baby's innocence of God, the evil part is God does not create babies in His&Her Garden of Eden lest the baby overshadows the work in the garden and the garden paradise is neglected by Adam&Eve, opening the doors to the seven deadly sins and destruction. The Tree Of Knowledge continues to grow in only one direction but with many branches of endless disillusions in reality. God is replaced by His&Her own creations creating on their own understanding in the Tree Of Knowledge and the Tree of Life consumes them to their own purposes rendering themselves "dead" to God's purpose and paradise, as promised the pair dies after having SEX and they become slaves to their baby's life. Everything they know revolves around their baby. Without God there is no life purpose. The baby they created becomes their "no life purpose". The Tree Of Knowledge is having SEX and eating the fruit of the Tree is having SEX and a baby is taken, a life for a life, an endless tree of the Knowledge of life's good and evil.
I had a date to study the fruit of the Tree Of Knowledge with my ex after we got back together, and that stupid dead dumb fuck gave me the God damn Herpes! His piece of shit ass fucked her piece of shit cunt and came out with herpes of shit lifetime of deadly disease! If only I chose to Heed God's warning I'd still have my life in the garden.
by DeepThrowWitDancer April 9, 2022
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Cocoa Tree

When a man shits in his hand, rubs it on his pubic hair, and recieves a blow job, it is known as a cocoa tree. This is because as the "bitch" is giving him a blow job, she gets "cocoa" all over her forehead.
A-Rod gave Madonna a cocoa tree and she had shit all over her forehead.
by JMon 60 April 10, 2010
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