I just can’t believe the tree drift in our yard because our next-door neighbor never raked his leaves.
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Had to ban another tree hooker from the store tonight, she tried to pay with dirty panties and threatened to shoot everyone when we wouldn't take soiled drawers as currency.
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Theres a new sexualoty called "ecosexuals" i guess they fuck plants or something. If i ever see a guy raping the tree in my front yard, im gonna hit him with a baseball bat.
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by Grimmy Noah January 20, 2021
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