by evo913 August 20, 2016
Get the Trade Rape mug.- (noun) An advanced version of a basic bro who does things the “traditional” way. Can be often attributed to the following characteristics/habits:
• Says he likes his whiskey neat, and makes it a point to tell everyone that “I’m a whiskey neat type of guy.”
• Has his last name tattooed on his back.
• Has been wearing the same ball cap since high school, and refuses to wash it.
• Every girlfriend is a potential marriage victim, because that’s how he was raised. (strong possibility of a Valentine’s Day proposal, it’s the traditional thing to do)
• Often quotes “How I Met Your Mother” or “It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia.”
• Says he likes his whiskey neat, and makes it a point to tell everyone that “I’m a whiskey neat type of guy.”
• Has his last name tattooed on his back.
• Has been wearing the same ball cap since high school, and refuses to wash it.
• Every girlfriend is a potential marriage victim, because that’s how he was raised. (strong possibility of a Valentine’s Day proposal, it’s the traditional thing to do)
• Often quotes “How I Met Your Mother” or “It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia.”
Friend: “Hey, what are you drinking there?”
Traditional Bro: “It’s Maker’s Mark, neat.”
Friend: “Man, that must burn, drinking it straight!”
Traditional Bro: “Nah, I’m a whiskey neat type of guy, doesn’t phase me.”
Friend: “Hey, you and LaKashandra are moving kind of fast, moved in together after 3 months?”
Traditional Bro: “Hey man, I don’t play games, I’m here for the long haul, it’s the traditional way.”
Traditional Bro: “It’s Maker’s Mark, neat.”
Friend: “Man, that must burn, drinking it straight!”
Traditional Bro: “Nah, I’m a whiskey neat type of guy, doesn’t phase me.”
Friend: “Hey, you and LaKashandra are moving kind of fast, moved in together after 3 months?”
Traditional Bro: “Hey man, I don’t play games, I’m here for the long haul, it’s the traditional way.”
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