forked tongue

When you go to take a slash and
the piss comes out in two streams.

I woke up the next morning and pulled
a forked tongue in her bathroom.
Let's just say, she had a lot to clean up.

by Mitchell Eagleman May 16, 2008

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Tonguing the onion

To lick someone's anus and insert the tongue into the rectum during oral sex

1. There's nothing like tonguing the onion while you're going down.
2. Adam have you been tonguing the onion. Your breath smells like shit and I think she backfired.

by EvLovesGoldenRivets November 18, 2018

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vapers tongue

Dreaded; lose of taste; related to heated air at temperatures not normally receptive in the mouth.

Oven temperatures (ex. G PRO VAPORIZER HEAT SETTINGS - variable temp control with a LED indicator – Red = 320° F, Green = 380° F, and Blue = 420° F) burns the taste buds' ability to taste.

VT or VF (VAPERS TONGUE) (VAPERS FATIGUE) ends in resulting in cool air feelings and in sensation on the tongue using the vaporizer immediately. Then afterwards the numbing sensation begins to dwindle your taste in foods and drinks.

I guess I'm getting vapers tongue (VT) cuz I just had a quarter pound cheeseburger from Mickey D's and I couldn't totally taste the greatness! Wtf is happening!?

by No one known February 15, 2016

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