The Wine Mom's Kegel

The act of sticking a wine bottle up your ass and doing a handstand to get drunk.

Me and the boys are thinking of doing the wine mom's kegel tonight.

by Gavin Astrokes May 22, 2025

Wine gine

The female equivalent of “Whiskey Dick”. Too much alcohol to allow your libido to get you to fully enjoy a sexual encounter and/or reach climax.

Our sexual chemistry was there, but wine gine got the best of me.

by SweaterChaser74 December 5, 2023

Wine Glass for Orange Juice

A metaphor for when a person uses fancy or verbose language to communicate a simple thing.

"Jerry talks too much, he thinks big talk will make us all look stupid."

"My thoughts exactly, he's using a wine glass for orange juice!"

by Dabloom October 24, 2025

thinks her piss is port wine

Egotistical and self righteous

The way she comes strolling along, ‘chairwoman’ written on her badge, she thinks her piss is port wine

by Carol Knight July 7, 2023

wines

wines mean you drank a lot of wine

Yeah, too bad im not gonna pharase it, it litereally says how wines should be used in description

by just mango February 9, 2022

red wine supernova

an amazing chappell roan song ❤️🧡🤍💜🩷

🍷”I’m a lesbian, of course I listen to Red Wine Supernova by Chappell Roan.”🍷

by sophieiscasual August 16, 2024

box o' wine

Wine in a box (ex. Franzia)

She really likes the box o' wine; maybe a little too much.

by georgiatx92 September 3, 2010