Stoned Thought

A thought that has been inscribed on a stone using another stone.

Person: You should write that thought down so you remember it.

Me: Already done bro... It's one of my many stoned thoughts.

by babla13579 March 6, 2021

dummy touch

To touch one's penis on other people's belongings without their knowledge.

Dave dummy touched his neighbor's toothbrush while using their bathroom

by Tripod526 April 30, 2021

Sadim Touch

The Opposite of Midas Touch

Larry has the sadim touch, everything he works on turns to shit.

by Mjones1955 July 9, 2022

Gay Thoughts

Thoughts a man has about being romantically/sexually attracted to another man. It's also something Gustavo Fring asks you if you have had any in one particular meme.

Gus: "You guys ever had gay thoughts?"

by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 9, 2022

taha touches hahas

What do you think

You know taha touches hahas

by Piquemnm12 November 5, 2022

[Techno] [Tuesday] [even] [though] [its] [Friday]

When its Friday and you listen to techno music on YouTube all night. Usually techno Tuesday even though its Friday is sung in a certain way.

Bob: Hey Tod what did you do this friday? Tod: Oh, I pulled a techno tuesday even though its friday

by Flarkman383 May 25, 2010

Tony's touch

Adding exaggerations to or inflating a story to make it sound interesting.
From the celebrity Tony Montana who was know for his exaggerations.

True story: John tripped over a rock last night.
Tony's touch: John was walking down the street last night when a saw a bullet flying towards him and, while trying to dodge it, sees a cat beside his right foot and trips over it, dodging a oncoming car while falling.

by DPKM September 23, 2011