tree rapist

Theres a new sexualoty called "ecosexuals" i guess they fuck plants or something. If i ever see a guy raping the tree in my front yard, im gonna hit him with a baseball bat.
by fingerlickingvaginaparticles November 08, 2020
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Tree-Fungu

To call somebody Tree-Fungu means to call them a smelly hippie. A Tree-Fungu is a person with a distinct odor and is possibly in a cult. The plural of Tree-Fungu is Tree-Fungus.
"The place was full of Tree-fungus."
by ben and holly May 05, 2022
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tree-nied

in disc golf A contraction of "tree" and "denied." Having an otherwise awesome shot deflected by a tree, shrub, or other woody material.
That was an incredible approach putt, unfortunately tree-nied at the end by that spruce.
by ChefDude January 25, 2015
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Sakura Tree

A picturesque coniferous tree bearing bright pink blossoms. Sakura trees are indigenous of East Asia the Niagara region. They are commonly featured in Japanese animes, most notably Naruto.
Badhan: "Hey guys, let's take a group picture!"
Usama: "Oh! Oh! I know! Guys, everyone line up and fan out behind the Sakura Tree."
by DM Converter May 14, 2009
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Freaky Tree

During an awkward moment, ball up your fist vertically (like a dap) and place your other hand on top. One hand is the trunk and the other is the branches. The branches can easily vary in motion.
I was washing my hands in the Bayside High library, when I heard someone in the stall making some treacherous noises. Guess who comes walking out? Principal Belding, and he was nannied up and nervous looking. We've all been there, so out grew the Freaky Tree and we both laughed!
by Kevy-Kev April 21, 2008
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giggly tree

Giggly tree is a slang term used for only the best weed, as for many people tend to get quite giggly when smoking.
I came out the womb smokin the giggly tree!
by Itdontmatterlmao January 17, 2020
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Cocoa Tree

When a man shits in his hand, rubs it on his pubic hair, and recieves a blow job, it is known as a cocoa tree. This is because as the "bitch" is giving him a blow job, she gets "cocoa" all over her forehead.
A-Rod gave Madonna a cocoa tree and she had shit all over her forehead.
by JMon 60 April 10, 2010
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