Simon is a man with a fairly average sized cock. Often women see Simon as a kind of a weird person, leaving Simon to settle for his American buddy Harley who lives in 'massivetwoshits' (massachusettes) their romantic chemistry is often staggering. Often leaving the average unisex couple jealous of their passionate love making. Simon is a femine man who can often be slightly racist but that's nothing compared to his love for a Subaru brz. Simon is pittied for liking the brz for obvious reasons... (it's fucking slow) but no matter how weird he may be, he is always loved by the hoe-mies. Show your local Simon some love & if socially acceptable, proceed to make love to him passionately.
by Zimcox November 21, 2021
Get the Simonmug. The weakest set of ankles in known existence. Collapse instantly under the slightest strain or duress. Unable to support a fully grown human being any more than 2 poorly constructed souffles
by BoxerBoyBronson December 16, 2021
Get the Simon's Anklesmug. Kind of like the friend zone but worse. You always are there for the girl but she doesn’t feel anything else for you.
by Shit Hurts December 13, 2019
Get the Simon Zonemug. On October 7 its National throw Simon day meaning anybody named Simon can be thrown into the atmosphere.
You: Hey Simon .
Simon : What?
You: (Throws Simon into the atmosphere)
You: Happy National throw Simon day everyone!
Simon : What?
You: (Throws Simon into the atmosphere)
You: Happy National throw Simon day everyone!
by Daleym October 6, 2022
Get the National throw Simon Daymug. Simon is a boy with a big penis. Should you be a girl you absolutely need one, so that he fucks you once properly.
But beware, if you have pretty girlfriends, he will fuck them too. He even doesn't stop at your mothers. According to legends, he has already fucked a woman to death.
If you are a boy, you can count on him!
But beware, if you have pretty girlfriends, he will fuck them too. He even doesn't stop at your mothers. According to legends, he has already fucked a woman to death.
If you are a boy, you can count on him!
Simon Heibel
by CeloGalileo November 22, 2021
Get the Simon Heibelmug. A disgraced American gymnast who cited a mental affliction called the 'twisties' to explain her withdrawal from several Tokyo 2020 Gymnastics events, including all-around and team all-around. This decision was met with negative reactions over all, while certain cells of society applauded the move.
Simone Biles withdrew from nearly every Olympic Event at Japan 2020 due to a condition called the 'twisties'.
by stok3d August 2, 2021
Get the Simone Bilesmug. A Simon is a person with a huge pp. it’s as long as an anaconda and as thick as a soda can. A Simon will also fuck your girlfriend. Tip: if you have a girlfriend and a friend named Simon, keep them apart cuz he will slay her pussy.
by DoobleShit July 31, 2021
Get the Simonmug.