Dutch Poo

When you crap in a services toilet with the toilet seat down.

Ahh mate, I was in such a rush, I had to have a Dutch poo.

by Yeet90 November 15, 2020

Successful Poo

The act of going to the toilet and only having to wipe once, the pinnacle of restroom efficiency.

A term originally coined by Siddhārtha Gautama himself (Buddha)

Buddha - "A successful poo, requires but one section of toilet paper"

or

David Attenborough - "now look closely, as this man's faeces achieves the ultimate exits the rectum with minimal collateral damage"

by NOOTNOOOT July 3, 2011

poo eyes

a loyal fan of the legend xxxtentacion
they are big fans of the song SAD!

"yo that guy over there has big ass poo eyes"

by rejat April 9, 2019

Poo Kiss

Otherwise known as skid marks, Poo Kisses occur when wiping was not done thoroughly enough. Often seen on white fabrics such as bedsheets, towels, or underwear, Poo Kisses are poop stains that are imprinted by one's butthole, resembling actually kiss marks.

My mom told me to buy black underwear because these white ones always show my poo kisses.

by Draghi1000 March 8, 2011

Poo Penis

When you take a dump and poop out a rock hard turd which makes you feel like you've been bummed.

Dave: "I just took a shit and feel like I was raped by a poo penis"
Steve: "Did it flush?"

by playslikebuttah July 24, 2018

Fraud poo

When you lie about needing a poo as an excuse to leave the room and stop talking to an annoying friend.

Jeez, Jimmy was being such a tool the other day that I left him to go for a fraud poo.

by Peggyatthestar February 15, 2015

Sebby Poo

The type of guy to think everyone is his friend when all anyone wants is for him to shut the fuck up and obey

Someone who has such a massive ball bush that it leaves traces all over the house for others to stumble upon (we know it’s you shithead)

Holy fuckin butter balls, ur being such a Sebby Poo!!

by \_(‘-‘)_/ September 25, 2023