Luke Parker

A middle-class white guy that has no personality but will try to flex their money with every opportunity they have.

Everyone: Having a normal conversation.
Luke Parker: Opens the bank app on their phone.

by one of those asian kids May 27, 2020

Parker

Super sexy man beast loves girls
Called Phoenix
No matter what happens a parker will always fall for
A PHEONIX!!!!!!

Parker and pheonix are such a great couple

by Powershot9910 January 30, 2018

Tyler Parker

Highest form of an asskisser, typical white man unsatisfied with himself that he acts black to fit in

'That guy is such a Tyler Parker'

by BamHoeBam May 19, 2016

Parker NoseTalk

A tignish man who talks out his nose, very high pitched and scratchy

Did you just hear that high pitch scratchy noise, that’s just Parker NoseTalk

by Salty bastard August 11, 2022

Peter parker

Orphan

Oh no my parents are gone I'm now a peter parker

by Wanda maximoff February 22, 2022

Parker

The most generic white person you’ll ever meet that has a foot fetish.

God damn I fucking hate Parker

by Roving_boi November 21, 2021

Chloe parker

She’s the most complicated person u will EVER meet, she’s smart in some context, sweet, caring, kind and will make u feel better when ur down
But she also has a bad side u don’t wanna get on she will expose ur ass and tell all ur secrets to all ur friends and will not give a shit.

Chloe parker

by Chlxe... October 3, 2020