Laggin jet

Laggin jet in top 5 of best on Xbox runs caxut and cevria on the daily

Laggin jet a jet that lags all night on Xbox

by Hwhwhwh April 4, 2023

Jumbo Jet

Something that is weekly flown into Waj's mum's head. This may be preformed before or after truck-bombing a kebab shop.

Barry: Give that special edd monkey's mother a jumbo jet to the skull!
Waj: Rubber dinghy rapids, bro!

Example 2:

Faisal has passed away due to being jumbo jetted by sheep.

by SoggyBoneSyndrome July 22, 2023

jizz n jet

To ejaculate on a female companion and leaving afterwards

went to Becky's house only to jizz n jet

by calvin gerbil August 15, 2017

jet strike

the act of bowling a strike while making jet noises

a jet strike is the only way to make bowling fun

by jet striker June 3, 2011

Jetting

Adjective: To continuously tell someone you’re about to take a break from working soon, with no intention of actually taking a break.

Adjective: Jethro wanted to stop and drink some water, but micheal jetted him till the end of the day. Micheals story about jetting jethro, is a hit among the boys at the shed.

by Oscillationsofmind October 4, 2018

Jet Ski

Highly recommended for those who like it rough. The act of blowing a huge load on the floor then fingering a girl while simultaneously dragging her across the floor

Look at that mess on the floor! Peter must have been jet skiing that bitch from last night.

by Dontletyourdreamsbedreams February 18, 2019

Zombie Redeye Jet Lag

Zombie Redeye Jet Lag

ENSUES after a redeye flight

Stages of Redeye Zombification :

1 Extreme exhaustion
2 Extreme indigestion
3. Extreme nausea.
4. Periods of confusion and delusion
5 Irritability

6. Delirium
7. Hallucinations.
8. Decision Fatigue.
9. Flatulence.
10. Blurry vision
11. Restlessness.
12. Final Coma Like Relaxation

Usually, each stage is lasts about an hour, but this can change vary per person.

I really wanna Go out tonight, but that “Zombie Redeye Jet Lag” got me feeling some type of way !

by BlaykeyDonk Jr February 19, 2025