Hairy meat patties are collage sorority girls with hairy wore out vaginas. They may have been stuffed with shampoo bottles. Or possibly a large scholng or fist.
by All girls know Long Pole Joe February 8, 2022
Get the Hairy meat pattiesmug. by Squeky Clean February 3, 2005
Get the Hairy Monkeymug. A girl with Hairy Nipples.
by FLD June 21, 2007
Get the Hairy Spidermug. by That0therGuy1234 May 7, 2011
Get the Hairy G-Stringmug. An irresistible anatomic attractant. Used exclusively by the female of a species as a device for exerting total domination over an unwitting, disoriented victim. It is often adorned, modified, beautified and/or scented in an attempt to disguise its nefarious purpose. Traditionally, innocent adolescent boys invariably succumb to this inescapable force, blinded by the singular intention of being consumed by it; sadly, the disposition of older males does not improve with experience.
As men, we have all been caught in the Hairy-V trap. The lucky ones die quickly, but most die a slow painful death; the few that do manage to escape, destined to willingly again succumb.
by YAWA July 18, 2016
Get the Hairy-V trapmug. Used to describe rabbits, although we will never know whether the phrase has any significance whatsoever, or whether it is simply a drunken outburst.
Used by Father Jack Hackett (played by Frank Kelly) in the comedy "Father Ted" to describe a plague of rabbits that has descended on the household. In a scene, Jack wakes up to see the room full of rabbits and looking what is a mixture of surprised, shocked and angry mutters Hairy Japanese Bastards!. It must be remembered that Jack is almost constantly under strong influence of alcohol.
by Daniel Johnston May 4, 2006
Get the Hairy Japanese Bastardsmug. by Banjo and cassius August 5, 2008
Get the Playing the Hairy Harmonicamug.