door mat

the hair surrounding the vagina. its called this because, like a door mat, one must go throug the hair to get inside.

guy 1: dood, i went on a date with rachel
guy 2: shes so hot, how far did you two go?
guy1:we almost went all the way, but then i took off her pants and she had a nice big door mat
guy 2: thats definatly a no-go

by ford408 May 25, 2009

Locked Door

After you have sex with a woman, and you put a crazy amount of super glue in the vagina and cover it up with duck tape.

Parker found out that his girlfriend fucked their mailman so he gave her a Locked Door after they had sex for 3 hours. Three years to the day, no one has been able to unlock Stacy's door...

by whorsemen({})96 March 27, 2011

door hinge

something that doesn't rhyme with orange. Notice the difference between -ange and -inge. Orange does not rhyme with door hinge. GET USED TO IT!!!

door hinge is two words.
It is a part on a door.

by mr.Brown September 4, 2006

hoe door

a brothel entrance

hold the hoe door, hodor!

by UncalledFor October 28, 2017

door card

The first face-up card dealt to each player in Seven Card Stud, often used to determine which player must make a forced bet or "bring it in".

I chose to fold when the player to my right bet after pairing his door card, representing at least a pair of kings.

by Jeff_P May 17, 2006

Door Stomp

A frontal kick, commonly used to force open a door.

Yo! That dude just got door stomped from the top of the stairs!!!

by Bane of Earth February 26, 2018

Door Nazi

One who watches the crowd at a bar and permits or does not permit people to stay. They tend to be very good with faces; at different places, this person may be the owner, security, the person taking cover, or even the bartender. It may also apply to the friends of employees.

That door nazi bitch got me kicked out because I didn't give her money to watch this live band!

by QApocalypse September 18, 2011