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Jehovah's Witnesses

A secret organization that spies on and targets people for their feminism and their machist purposes.
I hate the Jehovah's Witnesses, and so it gives me nausea.
by bitchdipshit February 20, 2021
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ion fuck wit you

when you fuck with someone and they leaving
Friend: Alright imma dip deuce

You: Alright ion fuck wit you
by griffdog69420 February 17, 2025
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Wit sit

Eyeyeye buddy wit sit,

"Wit sit!!!!"
by Quang May 2, 2018
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Cold wit the Sauce

If a person is cold wit the Sauce he is the illest nigga who has a original and or savage dress style. A person who is to cool and is the best at what he does while staying a trill nigga with hella clout and and a squaaa to back him up.
Nigga One : Damn He a fuckin savage he really knockin niggas out he to good.
Nigga Two: Yeah he Cold wit the Sauce
by Maddog_Industry December 13, 2016
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i have witnesses

a cop out you use sometimes when someone else says they didnt do something you told them they did. sometimes it can happen because of drinking a lot over the years and it would make you think that. or if ur just drunk af. it can also happen because you just wanna fake rat on someone for fun.
guy 1: hey you broke my push broom!

guy 2: no i didnt because i dont remember it breaking when using it.

guy 1: i have witnesses!

guy 2: your crazy

guy 1: no im not!

guy 2: *talks under his breath* boy i bet he drinks alot!
by nobody else here October 23, 2017
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Jehovah's Witnesses

A religion that's losing more members than gaining.

JWs are generally very kind and loving people, although they are very stubborn when hearing facts from non JWs.

The religion is very strict and organized throughout the whole earth.

They all teach the same things, and believe the same things.

They go from door to door teaching people about the bible, and if accepted, they may start a bible study and the person may eventually become baptized.
However, they never force people to accept them and their beliefs.

It's considered dangerous and a to make friends outside the religion, which is one of the reasons it's considered a cult.

Unlike popular belief, pedophiles are kicked out of the congregation, and are reported to the police.

The religion has high requirements, so many infact, that many people can't even be baptized because they don't or can't meet standards. And due to the strict standards, many people are leaving the religion or being disfellowshipped, especially ones that grew up with it.
Person 1: Those Jehovah's Witnesses are nice people, but they are so strict I could never be a part of their religion.

Person 2: Yeah, if I joined I wouldn't last long, it's not worth it, even though I agree with their beliefs on the bible.
by Raptarex May 22, 2020
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Colossal Half-witted infantile fantasy.

A childishly naive ambition
Being a princess is a colossal half-witted infantile fantasy.
by EyeForEye December 31, 2024
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