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Belgian Waffle

when a person or organisation acts like they appreciate someone or a group of people, only to actively antagonize them whenever possible.

originates from the internal codename for when nintendo literally stalked a DS(i) homebrew developer.
Person 1: "Did you hear about how nintendo took down another smash tourny? i thoughts they liked the players?"

person 2: "Yeah I know dude, total Belgian Waffle"
by CoolStarDood December 21, 2020
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Trough waffle

A urinal screen, (USA), used to reduce splashing, and impart pleasant scent to pee. Believed to be a variant of the Australian "Trough lolly"
by Crsworks December 27, 2020
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pure waffle

5"5 guys bio on tinder: im 21, and6"3

girl sees him irl: bruh this is pure waffle
by keyboardsmashingsound January 12, 2023
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jargon and waffle

Your statement/letter is too full of jargon and waffle, and includes paragraphs on irrelevant points
by Topaze November 30, 2013
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Waffle quack

An ignorant person who also happens to be obnoxiously lazy who makes up words and continue to use them throughout a conversation. Also there hair is similar to that of a ducks
My friend is such a waffle quack he won't even go to the other side of the room to plug in his phone
by wafflequacker July 7, 2011
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waffle surprise

When a female shaves her vaginal region in a noughts and crosses shape and pour syrup into her orifices. She then proceeds to briefly surprise men by whipping off her gown for a sweet delicacy.
Lola: "Check this out guys, BAM!"
Daniel: "Hey guys, check out Lola's Waffle Surprise!!"
by WaffleBashingFloof October 13, 2014
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grey waffle

Oh no, Jim’s been Grey Waffled!
by PickleSlizzle August 10, 2019
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