spider monkey

the name given to Rob in our customer service department for his freakish athletic abilities.

Look, Spider Monkey's out of control!

by andersonland.org June 20, 2004

barking spider

A higher pitched fart, typically resulting when the fart is either forced, or interestingly, when the fart is attempted to be squelched. Should never be confused with a barking tree frog, the tone of which is clear and resounding.

Mary squeaked out a barking spider in church last Sunday, right in the middle of the sermon.

by W. Lunker March 6, 2008

Barking Spider

Something Doug is stupid enough to belive is real

Bear : Did You Fart
Doug:Yo Buddy It Was A Barking spider

Bear: Lol
Doug : There really is a Barking Spider

by Juggalo Gray Fox March 29, 2010

Spider-Monkey

A term used to describe one whom you have a large amount of affection for.

Jane: "I love you Spider-Monkey"

Michael "Why thankyou Jane"

by pinklily06 February 4, 2010

cinnamon spider

the butthole, getting this name from the apperance of the butthole with small lines extending outward from a dark round center like spider legs.

"Dont forget to wash that cinnamon spider real good in the shower Johnny!"

Dude 1: Dude, tell me you didn't taste that cinnamon spider last night, did you?

Dude 2: Dude, i think i might have i was hammered last night!

by weasley pites March 31, 2010

spider monkey

When a guy is doing a girl doggy style and he almost has to stand cause the girl is so tall. kind of crouched behind her in a squat postion thrusting hard and fast( like a spider monkey)

Keegan was spider monkey they tall girl almara so ahrd last night

by ridetherockittt November 29, 2007

barking spider

a fart out in the woods and blaming it on a spider

man those are some big barking spiders

by jeremy shepherd June 11, 2006