Flop the Lizard

The act of urinating, for a male only (females don't have lizards).

"Hold that thought, I just need to flop the lizard. I'll be right back"

"Jamie drank a six pack almost by himself. He just ran out back to flop the lizard big time.

by badscooter July 9, 2010

flowers in the attic

a t-shirt design from threadless.com that shows the silhouette of a girl in a school uniform shooting herself in the head and the blood splatter morphing into butterflies. It has since been used for tattoo designs and graffiti with slight modifications like changing the girl into a man.

Wow, I keep seeing the Flowers in the Attic design everywhere!

by threadless.com fan June 21, 2008

flog the log

see friggin in the riggin

Whatever flogs your log!

by Jesus does it in the butt February 22, 2003

Floss the brown tooth

When you are having sex with a girl doggystyle, and you proceed to take a shit on her back, then floss your ass with the girl's ponytail.

This move rates a 10/10 on the difficulty scale. If you or someone you know can pull this off, they instantly become a hero.

Mostly popular in Japan.

"My buddy Peet got bitch slapped for flossing the brown tooth with Maria last night. But goddamn is he my hero!"

"Tonight I'm going to floss the brown tooth with some one night stand"

by Skofe A. Lofe, Esq... September 29, 2009

flood the nile

A very wet female that is squirting

Baby I'm going to make you flood the Nile tonight!

by Sonny bertram February 25, 2019

Floop the cooper

When you have to re-adjust your junk in public.

My dick kept getting stuck to my leg so I had to "floop the cooper".

by Angreebrackjuan March 5, 2019

flooded the woods

the phrase comes from the stereotype that lesbian women like to go camping in the woods. While in the woods they presumably engage in sexual intercourse which leads to the "flooding".

Taylor: What did you do last weekend?
Jackie: I went camping with Jessica and we flooded the woods.

by Michael Holer March 19, 2019