Slap and clap

When you have sex to music

Last night we slapped and clapped

I gave her the slap and clap

by Nochancepeepants February 21, 2022

Muff clap

The act of accidentally smacking the vagina, whilst attempting a smack to the butt.

“He approached his bent-over girlfriend to give her a swat, when she shifted and received a stinging muff clap.”

by Vitalogist January 12, 2020

Canary Clap

After sex, a male wipes his hand in his semen. The woman wipes her hands in the vagina juice or the female ejaculate, if possible. The two then give one another a high five.

If i don't get to do a canary clap with some skank tonight this night would be a failure!

by Buffalo King September 21, 2011

Retinal Clap

An eye infection. Or waking up with a ton of sleep on your eyes.

"Dude what happened to your eye?" asks Nick

"My contacts are killing me!" says Pete

"Have you seen a doctor about your retinal clap?" replies Nick

by Swift_Nick_Cudd June 18, 2011

clap drappler

The act of placing one's hands around anothers penis and repeatedly clapping your hands together.

Hey honey do you want me to start with foreplay by me giving you the clap drappler?

by Iva Tinkle February 26, 2011

clap scan

A pun on 'CAT scan', a clap scan involves undergoing urine and/or blood tests to find out if you've got cooties or not. Sometimes condoms can break, or someone told you they were clean when they weren't. That's when you need a clap scan.

Hey, good news, my clap scan came back clean.

by MexicanJumpingLlama November 27, 2019

clap chute

Back window of a straight piped 90s chevy

Open the clap chutes so we can hear the ol girl clap

by Clap daddy April 26, 2023