clap drappler

The act of placing one's hands around anothers penis and repeatedly clapping your hands together.

Hey honey do you want me to start with foreplay by me giving you the clap drappler?

by Iva Tinkle February 26, 2011

Retinal Clap

An eye infection. Or waking up with a ton of sleep on your eyes.

"Dude what happened to your eye?" asks Nick

"My contacts are killing me!" says Pete

"Have you seen a doctor about your retinal clap?" replies Nick

by Swift_Nick_Cudd June 18, 2011

Canary Clap

After sex, a male wipes his hand in his semen. The woman wipes her hands in the vagina juice or the female ejaculate, if possible. The two then give one another a high five.

If i don't get to do a canary clap with some skank tonight this night would be a failure!

by Buffalo King September 21, 2011

hipster clap

You know that hand clapping noise that is *always* included in hipster music, like their version of more cowbell? … Yeah. That one. … Best paired with an ukulele, a Rube-Goldberg machine music video, skinny jeans, sloppy t-shirts with a huge deep neckline, whiny high-pitched singing with an over-exaggerated 80s reverb, zero attempts at making oneself look pretty, and a massively overinflated sense of self-importance for the purposes of confidence overcompensation. ;)

Luckily, the fad is almost as dead now, as it still required creativity and emotions, which have died with the emergence of the succeeding generation.

Somebody playing patient, to state that he did something so shameful, it requires a visit of the hospital.
Patient: Doctor, I’ve listened to that new band, KO Og!
Friend, acting as a Doctor: You got infected with the hipster clap! We need to perform an ear washing with some industrial-strength Rammstein, stat!

by Evi1M4chine January 21, 2023

clap chute

Back window of a straight piped 90s chevy

Open the clap chutes so we can hear the ol girl clap

by Clap daddy April 26, 2023

clap nugget

When a woman has gonorrhea and the yellow discharge drips out of her pussy and dries into little balls on her public hair

She took her panties off and I could see yellow clap nuggets hanging off her muff

by Bamzamma December 1, 2022

Clap a writ

To issue a written warning to someone, usually when they break a rule/law.

You should get out of that area before they clap a writ on you!

by NovaScotian-8 December 4, 2020