Semi-hard teeth

When a blow job requires teeth that aren't too soft or too hard but just right, the blow job giver removes their real teeth replacing them with confectionery teeth that become semi-hard as the blow job progresses.

Guy 1: Hey that blow job felt great
Guy 2: Probably because of my new semi-hard teeth.
Guy 3: I want to go next.. takes a hammer out and 2 confectionery teeth from a candy bag.. grins
Guy 4: laughs!!!... we don't need a hammer.. slides a teeth buster over his cock and face fucks Guy 3 breaking out all his teeth, before stuffing the confectionery teeth into their bleeding gums.

by Jax Cavalera January 17, 2019

Hell's Teeth

Exclamation uttered by an individual witnessing something truly awe-inspiring and breath-taking yet ultimately comical and downright ludicrous. Invented at Bredbury Comprehensive School (see Werneth High School) in the autumn of 1988 when 1st year students came into contact with Dave Preston and his monolithic incisors.

Preston's leviathanic gnashers were so much admired by his fellow peers that anything as ground-breakingly ridiculous as them would be saluted with the mixed oath "Hell's teeth" in respect for the goofy fucker's handicap.

"Have you seen Jordan and Peter's kids? They look like a mad scientist's beauty pageant experiment gone wrong. Hell's teeth."

by Craig Ashton February 11, 2010

Brushing your teeth

an expression you tell a girl when you want her to suck your dick

im gonna brush yo teeth with my cock bizniatch! and i just ate sum G to da Bizzears!!!! FO SHO

by 420 May 15, 2003

summer teeth

An oral condition where some teeth are there, and some aren't.

That girl from West Virginia has some serious summer teeth!

Ever since the Stanley Cup Playoffs last season, he's been flashing a "mouthful" of summer teeth with every smile.

by Jim August 27, 2003

Busted Tees

A tee shirt company that caters from high school to college age kids with terrible shirts with "witty" saying on them usually indicative of current events.

Also featuring the SAME red headed girl wearing said T-Shirts who isn't attractive in every single photo that they seem to produce.

A: "Hey did you see that Busted Tees Ad?"

B: "You mean the one with the busted girl?"

A: "Yeah, the red head"

B: "Yeah, she sure is fucking ugly"

by Joey Kola December 9, 2008

winter teeth

A take on summer teeth. When you see someone with missing teeth, you can pronounce (behind their back of course) to your buddies, "she has winter teeth, winter the rest coming in"?

"She has winter teeth"

by Mike Tsoukalas October 25, 2007

Teeth Virgin

Someone who has not given a blowjob yet.

I havent given head yet.

"sounds like your a teeth virgin"

by LesterLopaz November 13, 2019