hands under the table

when you are jacking off in class and you want to hide your dick from the cute girls

dude, I had my hands under the table yesterday

by your_worst_nightmares June 13, 2019

Table Max Wager

A wager placed with 100% confidence. Most likely on a line the Bookmakers have missed, allowing the player to have the edge.

So last night Sportman nailed the Books with a Table Max Wager on the V Tech/G Tech game under 40.5

by Mr Falcone December 7, 2007

from the dining table

a song by harry styles written for user @ftdt98s on twitter

From the dining table was written for pau

by no soy pau January 5, 2021

Laws of the twelve tables

It reflects the social relations of the middle of the 5th century BC, when Roman society was enslaved. These laws regulate both legal and family issues without affecting the foundations of the state system. The laws were written on twelve bronze tables and submitted to the Forum

Lutatsia was at the peak of her beauty at the time, but did not follow the "Laws of the Twelve Tables."

by BegFvag December 5, 2021

table tennis pose

it's a pose in which a woman feels like a table tennis ball during sex with two big guys which kicked her ass out like table tennis racket.

Angela: have you tried a table tennis pose?

Miley: no, what it looks like?

Angela: its literally table tennis...

by lazkqv September 22, 2021

Final Table Courtesy

In a poker tournament, the act of not placing a bet when other players are in the same pot as a player that is all-in. Thereby increasing the chance of the player that is all-in being knocked out. Two hands are better then one.

Jim goes all-in due to being blinded out. Tony calls. Bill calls. Everyone else folds. The flop comes. Bill bets 1000 chips. Tony folds. Bill has demonstrated a classic example of lack of Final Table Courtesy. He has lowered the chance of knocking Jim out.

by Louis Droit January 19, 2009

naked table rat

a rat that lives in an unclothed table

Jerry was a naked table rat that lived his days playing around with his friends who were old, chewed gum stuck to the bottom of tables.

by Tablecloth_wanker March 23, 2020