Skip to main content

Only snakes knows dirt

1. Only fake/false/skanless/unconscious people knows unethical behavior.

2. Only unconscious people spread gossip.

Also can be only snakes in the grass knows dirt
Only snakes knows dirt when it's on stuff done behind your back.

You're just like a snake crawling on the ground,
looking for some new dirt to spread around.
-from WHODINI's song, Big Mouth
by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant March 1, 2007
mugGet the Only snakes knows dirt mug.

dirt snake

A dirt snake is the greasiest creature you could ever meet in the woods or elsewhere. He/she is not to be trusted, and usually splatters grease and slime everywhere they go. On top of the grease, there usually is a rank odor, and a full grown dirt snake may have a dirt mustache or other greasy facial hair. Avoid dirt snakes at all costs, and dont let them slide into your life and cover everything in shit.
1. Hey you fucking dirtsnake, why don't you fuck off and die! I dont want your smelly ass anywhere near here and ill fucking kill you if i see you again.

2. Dirtsnake: Hey, do you think you could add some bacon grease to that poutine?
Mcdonald's employee: alright, Ive had enough you sneaky dirt snake. Get the fuck outta here before I shove this poutine up your dirt snake ass.
by jhawkin3 August 11, 2009
mugGet the dirt snake mug.

The Snake Charmer

When a male masturbates he stares at his penis until climax. When climax occurs the "Charmer" has to death stare the penis and not flinch when "Spit" on by the "Snake". After release the erect penis becomes soft thus proving victory in favor of the "charmer" over the "snake"
Mom: JIMMY!!!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!!!!
Jimmy: MOM GET OUT!!!!! I AM THE SNAKE CHARMER!!!!!
MOM: OH MY GOD JIMMY!!!!! THAT IS HOW YOU GO BLIND FROM MASTURBATING!!!!
by Ason J Nderson A May 14, 2010
mugGet the The Snake Charmer mug.

Fake snake

Fake snake means h**
Fakey snakey means man h**
Ex. Jaxon is a fakey snakey
Ex. Lily is a fake snake
by The real fakey snakey January 3, 2017
mugGet the Fake snake mug.

milk snake

A Rigid Backed Spitting Penisone eyed snake
When caught playing with his milk snake Petes father told him to be carful or he would glue his eyes shut
by man naise August 29, 2004
mugGet the milk snake mug.

flaming snake

A flaming snake is when a pyro gets way out of control and lites his junk up.
Give me the lighter fluid I am gonna make a (FLAMING SNAKE) 8=======D
by Rbomb04 June 14, 2014
mugGet the flaming snake mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email