stoner hour

when time slows down; it seems like hours have passed but it's only been minutes

"Hey bro what time is it?"
"1:49 why?"

"Wow we got here at 1:15 and it seems like it's been hours!"

"Yeah dude it's cause we're on Stoner Hour"

by Alevillaxa September 24, 2017

stoner mace

When someone turns on the light after smoking out and it blinds you

Damn stoner mace man thanks

by phelonware August 14, 2015

Stoners' breakfast

eating a lot very early in the morning (12-5am)

I could'nt sleep because I was too full, I had a stoners' breakfast.

by maninamask01 September 04, 2010

sober stoners

A person, or group of people, who do not use drugs, but might as well.

Dave: Dude, those waiters at the restaurant were sober stoners. How long does it take to bring out a glass of water?

Joe: You could smell the weed?

Dave: Fucktard.

by teh_winnahs! June 29, 2009

stoner-brain

1. Person
a)who is habitually intoxicated by drugs and/or alcohol
b)who is unable to think clearly and make sound decisions due to habitual use of narcotics.
2. Refers to the impaired mental ability of a drug addict to make rational and consistent thoughts

Tom is a stoner-brain so high on bong he can't tell his dick from his ass

by WebC November 05, 2007

Stoner shorts

Any king of basketball shorts Worn 3 inches below the waste, Preferably only worn in times of Smoking the following; marijuana/weed/pot/cheeba/ganja....
or playing basketball.

Say Kevin those are some nice nike stoner shorts.

by Vinny censabella November 28, 2007

douchey stoner

a person (usually a guy) who smokes lots of weed, crappy weed, and has the traits of a douche bag and fronts; tries to act and dress ghetto even though he's from the 'burbs; refers to things/objects that he likes as "that's my sh*t!"; his eyes are rarely seen due to excessive squinting mixed with a non-intimidating "tough face"; can easily be beaten up and can be taken advantage of when it comes to paying for food/booze/weed; you'll smoke with him and he'll put on Bon Jovi; obsessed with keg-erators; wears hard-core sandals; uses cuss words excessively

Douchey stoner: "Are you watchin' Dunston Checks In? That movie's my sh*t "

Douchey stoner: "I love f*ckin chicks! Shit man, where's all the f*ckin' chicks motherf*cker?"

by ballsdeep112 August 02, 2011