snarf

to eat quickly, ravenously.

i can't believe you snarfed that whole thing in sixty seconds.

by McGreen December 13, 2008

starfish

(v) A female with five guys position their fallacies five strategic locations. One in the mouth. One in the vagina. On in the anus and one in each hand. If the hands get tired, they are then moved into the ear, which is termed the Modified Starfish.

I got starfished this weekend. My arms got tired, so we needed to switch to modified starfish.

Does it make me gay if I help starfish a girl this past weekend? I wan't even drunk.

by P Devlin March 11, 2008

snarfing

the act of participating in sexual intercourse while wearing thundercats uniforms

"I heard she was a huge thundercats fun, but she's just not into snarfing."

by zoooooo keeper March 23, 2009

choccie starfish

One of many slang terms for the anus.

Mommy, my CHOCCIE STARFISH hurts!

by Joey Schwartzman January 6, 2006

raspberry starfish

A nice, pink butthole.

Gary bent over, spread his cheeks, and showed us his raspberry starfish.

by dickcheneyis666 May 23, 2006

Snarfilicious

To be green and sexy

That shirt makes you look snarfilicious

by Luraa October 18, 2006

Starfished

To respond to one with a noteworthy quote from Patrick Star, a prominent character in the popular TV show Spongebob. Typically the quote is illogical or absurd for the situation. The quoter may then say "Starfished" after the quote to reveal his/her intentions.

Mcdonald's Employee: *Answers Phone*
Customer: Hi is this Mcdonalds?
Employee: No this is Patrick. *Starfished*

Music Teacher: Does everyone have their instruments?
Student: Is Mayonnaise an instrument? *Starfished*

Kevin: Josh you look terrible, whats wrong man?
Josh: I can't see my forehead. *Starfished*

Captain of a Boat: These shores are those of the United states! First Mate! I said we we're supposed to travel East!
First Mate: East? I thought you said weast!

John: Are you squidward?
Jack : *Stares confusedly at John*
John: That's okay take your time. *Starfished*

by FlacidTurTur February 25, 2014