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Cup and Spoon

Cup and Spoon. - The act of sleeping with somebody, while you spoon them, and cup a part of their anatomy in a close embrace.
She decided to cup and spoon me all night, which meant I had an 8 hour testicular exam of the nicest form.
by EvilElephantitis May 24, 2020
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Silver spooned

The act of when a man attempts to spoon a female, but she instead cockblocks the man by spooning him. This is an act that typically a female finds cute, but a man finds sexually frustrating.
Kyle: Dude, I was trying to spoon Carley last night when we were watching Step Brothers, but she climbed over me instead and started spooning me!
Dave: yeah man, you’ve been silver spooned.
by S-Renee June 5, 2020
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Cool-spoons

An accessory for your cool beans. “Cool-spoons” can be used to describe anything cool.
“Bro I just got a new dog!”

Woah cool-spoons, dude!”
by P.e.s.0 September 7, 2020
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spoon collector

a super hawt, skinny, slayful woman whom everyone is in love with.
Wow! Bella is such a spoon collector!!!
by spnclrtr July 5, 2022
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Spoons Dad

Wetherspoons waiter who shares wisdom, humour and concerns. Looks out for you whilst you get drunk on a budget.
"Good effort, remember to keep hydrated"

"Mate, check Clifford out, he's being a proper Spoons Dad".
by MurrMiteFish9 June 28, 2022
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Licking the Spoon

The well kept, darkest of secrets, that you love to lick the speculum clean like a good little boy. Highly guarded and known only by you, your girlfriend/wife, her gyno-man and your mother who started it all by handing you a spoon full of cookie dough.
I was licking the spoon as soon as possible when my wife returned from her gyno appointment carrying a zip-lock with a spec in it.
by Pierced69 November 7, 2021
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Spoon eater

Someone who is absolutely retarded when it comes to playing rocket league. Is also probably morbidly obese, with dorito crumbs stuck in their flabby rolls. Their moms wish they would have gave head on the night of conception, or aborted hard.
by Bulk Slabhuge March 25, 2022
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