spongebob

cum on a sponge, wait til it gets rock hard then bash someone in the back of the head

My home economics teacher gave me an F, so i offered to do the dishes after school and stole the sponge and snuck up on her and bashed her head in with a spongebob and gave myself an A then after gave her an ear cream pie.

by creamsoduh November 1, 2007

Splooge

Means:
1) To pwn somebody so terribly that they must hide their face in everlasting shame.
2) In the game Super Smash Brothers Melee, it is the slang term for Mr. Game and Watch's Down B attack which excretes oil upon another character's face/body.

1) Damn, he just got splooged by that guy in counterstrike.

2) Wow, his Mr. Game and Watch just totally splooged you into defeat.

by Kirbz April 10, 2006

Sploogetastic

incredibly fucking awesome

Dude, the song is sploogetastic

by tgb November 27, 2002

Splooge

The reaction of a certain member of society who cannot control their male organs when questioned by a female.

"Whats your name?"

"OMG GRIMSBY COLLEGE *splooge pants*"

by Paul_m June 10, 2007

Splouge

Taking a huge shit in the toilet that the toilet water hits your bum after the glistening poop frolics in the water

Ian took a huge splouge in the toilet but he was upset because there was no toilet paper to caress his bum

by littleboyinthewoods February 28, 2017

yabba dabba splooge

Final words of Fred Flinstone before falling asleep after intercourse. (usually with Wilma)

Wilma; Oh Fred, not yet, I'm nearly there.
Fred; Yabba Dabba Splooge

by benthreethousand July 29, 2010

Spongebob Nap

So hungover that napping is hard. You can't bare to move and can only comprehend the intelligence of Spongebob Squarepants. Wumbo

"I got so drunk last night I had to take a Spongebob nap today!"

by squirrelnutz123 September 17, 2011