mayonnaise on spaghetti

A level of ugly so high, it's disgusting as mayonnaise on spaghetti

Bob is so ugly, he's mayonnaise on spaghetti.

by IlikeMilk October 02, 2014

spaghetti sex

spaghetti sex is very amazing where a guy slaps his meatballs down to make an amazing spaghetti boloneise for his girlfirnd and his kids😊👍🏼

want to have spaghetti sex?
hell yes!!

by orangeschnapp October 15, 2021

Spaghetti Sause'n

When you have diarrhea and menstruate. It comes out at the same time, looking like ground beef and spaghetti sauce

Donnie has been spaghetti sause'n for the past hour.

by Balls to the walls Zero December 30, 2024

Spaghetti Fanny Pack

The fanny pack in which you may store your beans or spaghetti.

Mark: "Why are you so mad today??"
Thomas:"My beans fell out of my spaghetti fanny pack in front of the principal and he laughed at me!"
Mark: "Oh man"

by Beaneater69_Tbahm April 11, 2019

Rectal Spaghetti

When you rip your asshole open and shit comes out covered in blood. The shit is the noodles and the blood is the sauce.

“Yo this nigga just made rectal spaghetti gotta get this nigga to the hospital”

by the Rectum popper January 28, 2019

serious spaghetti

A phrase Inviting someone to have a threesome, usually a gay one

"Hey, Jeff and I are having some serious spaghetti for dinner tonight if you'd like to join."

by The poop black hole March 09, 2015

it was just spaghetti-o's

A phrase used when a criminal is accused of possession of drugs in Georgia, the criminal usually makes an excuse for his actions, mostly just this phrase. It all started when a 21 year old girl was sitting in a passenger seat of a car, accused for smuggling meth, and she replied with, at court "it was just spaghetti-o's!" She got put into jail for several months, and was freed because it really was *justttt* spaghetti-o's.

Judge: The trial may begin for the defendant's supposed possession of coke.
Defendant: "It was just Spaghetti-o's!!"

by YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEA BOI April 24, 2019