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primal ground beef sledge

When you gape an asshole and as shit starts to come out you fuck her in the ass.
The bed was covered in what looked like ground beef after I fucked her ass while she shit. Classic primal ground beef sledge.
by Wallacé December 4, 2016
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sugar cookie sleigh ride

1. When one eats a cookie edible followed by line of cocaine.

2. A terrible flavor of sleepy time tea.
Last time I had a sugar cookie sleigh ride I punched holes in the wall and passed out.
by rw3arm November 6, 2017
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lamb to slaughter line

Lamb to slaughter line refers an unsatisfying or dead-end job that seems like it would lead you to your death.
I have to get home before morning because I have to go my lamb to slaughter line.
by spen53 May 17, 2018
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Santa’s sleigh dust

Ex.

- Hey Jimmy what’s that white line on the table?

-Oh, it’s Santa’s sleigh dust.
by Hi007 February 23, 2020
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The Ballinger Slaughter

An act where you chop your Type 6 Autistic sister’s boobs off and put them in a crockpot and blend the remains. Next, the sister dismembers the guy’s cock and microwaves it for one minute and puts sugar in the tip and have an elongated dinner with your sister while chewing the cock and the boobs
Me and Sophia did the ballinger slaughter.
by Slaughtering User August 11, 2021
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TI-84 Sledge hammer

A sledge hammer that instead of a regular steel hammerhead, has a TI-84 on it. The TI-84's superior structural quality allows for more accurate and harder swings. Also calculates the best trajectory needed for the most optimal outcome.
"I bought some shitty sledgehammer from whore depot and the head instantly fell off"
"Bro just go to howes and buy a TI-84 sledge hammer. Best purchase i have made ngl"
by Oh god where is my glube November 16, 2022
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Kringle my sleigh

Kringle my sleigh, sometimes abreviated as kms, is general used by females who want to get their pussy plowed and filled around the Christmas season.
I've been so horny around the mall Santa, all i want is for him to Kringle my sleigh and jingle my bells.
by DanTheDuctTapeBall December 2, 2022
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