The process of jerking off after or during a shit. A doodoo skeet only happens once you nut and finish the shit, but you must finish the shit first or else it won’t be a doodoo skeet.
Person 1: hey man where are you? We’ve been waiting for hours.
Person 2: sorry bro I just have to finish this doodoo skeet!
Person 1: oh sorry my bad man carry on, I know how important your doodoo skeets are.
Person 2: sorry bro I just have to finish this doodoo skeet!
Person 1: oh sorry my bad man carry on, I know how important your doodoo skeets are.
by RonaBona April 25, 2022
by bill cosby number 1 February 02, 2018
to proceed to fire off rounds of man chowder into the face and with good aim perhaps the eye so one can blind the bitch!!!
in the proccess of suckin his boyfriends cock eric subsequently receaved a well aimed skeet blast to the eye. poor boy cant see straight no more....
by tobaditsnotmyname May 01, 2005
a skeet circle is when a buch of guys (usually gay) go out and form a circle (usually when there butt naked) and jack off until they cum and let it fall on the ground or into a bucket. and see how much the get together.
by Skeet bro April 04, 2009
A variation of "Toot it and boot it."
The act of going on twitter and tweeting about the person who just finished giving you oral sex until you climaxed.
The act of going on twitter and tweeting about the person who just finished giving you oral sex until you climaxed.
Guy 1: So you had this chick for a one night stand. Did you jizz in her mouth?
Guy 2: Duh, I skeet it and tweet it!
Guy 2: Duh, I skeet it and tweet it!
by JbJr03 July 30, 2010
when you give a girl a wet willy, but with skeet instead of spit. Or when you ejaculate in the girls ear and rub it around in her ear with your finger.
by C Dubss September 08, 2006
by Scott Bod December 06, 2007