Skreet Skeeting

The act of boiling flavored condoms releasing the aromatics, which contain alcohol then drinking the liquid, which can get you high for as long as 10 to 12 hours.

The students have been out skreet skeeting on the weekends after running out of all other options, and hope.

by Mookscast July 28, 2022

doodoo skeet

The process of jerking off after or during a shit. A doodoo skeet only happens once you nut and finish the shit, but you must finish the shit first or else it won’t be a doodoo skeet.

Person 1: hey man where are you? We’ve been waiting for hours.
Person 2: sorry bro I just have to finish this doodoo skeet!
Person 1: oh sorry my bad man carry on, I know how important your doodoo skeets are.

by RonaBona April 25, 2022

Skeet blast

to proceed to fire off rounds of man chowder into the face and with good aim perhaps the eye so one can blind the bitch!!!

in the proccess of suckin his boyfriends cock eric subsequently receaved a well aimed skeet blast to the eye. poor boy cant see straight no more....

by tobaditsnotmyname April 30, 2005

skeet circle

a skeet circle is when a buch of guys (usually gay) go out and form a circle (usually when there butt naked) and jack off until they cum and let it fall on the ground or into a bucket. and see how much the get together.

Jon:hey guys wanna go have a skeet circle?
Group:Sure
Bob: I bet we could get half a bucket full

by Skeet bro April 3, 2009

Skeet it and Tweet it

A variation of "Toot it and boot it."
The act of going on twitter and tweeting about the person who just finished giving you oral sex until you climaxed.

Guy 1: So you had this chick for a one night stand. Did you jizz in her mouth?

Guy 2: Duh, I skeet it and tweet it!

by JbJr03 July 30, 2010

skeet willy

when you give a girl a wet willy, but with skeet instead of spit. Or when you ejaculate in the girls ear and rub it around in her ear with your finger.

I gave your mom a skeet willy in her ear and she needed a whole box of q-tips to clean it out.

by C Dubss September 8, 2006

skeet sesh

To skeet profusely in or on a woman, in a large group, most likely with the homies.

"Yo we had a mad skeet sesh on that ho last night."
-"Word"

by Scott Bod January 1, 2008