Yeet and skeet

The good ole Dwight tactic. Yeeting and skeeting is when u date/have sex with someone and throw them away like the condom u had sex with em with.

Me:Maaan, I gave that bitch the heave ho

Friend: The what?
Me: You know ejaculate and evacuate
Friend: What?

Me: You know... yeet and skeet
Friend: Ooooohhhh. Niiiicccee

by Big thiccy boi July 08, 2019

The skeet god

A person who skeets toward the point where his skeet is now transparent

Oh shit bro ur the skeet god said jackie

by bill cosby number 1 February 02, 2018

Skeet blast

to proceed to fire off rounds of man chowder into the face and with good aim perhaps the eye so one can blind the bitch!!!

in the proccess of suckin his boyfriends cock eric subsequently receaved a well aimed skeet blast to the eye. poor boy cant see straight no more....

by tobaditsnotmyname May 01, 2005

skeet circle

a skeet circle is when a buch of guys (usually gay) go out and form a circle (usually when there butt naked) and jack off until they cum and let it fall on the ground or into a bucket. and see how much the get together.

Jon:hey guys wanna go have a skeet circle?
Group:Sure
Bob: I bet we could get half a bucket full

by Skeet bro April 04, 2009

Skeet it and Tweet it

A variation of "Toot it and boot it."
The act of going on twitter and tweeting about the person who just finished giving you oral sex until you climaxed.

Guy 1: So you had this chick for a one night stand. Did you jizz in her mouth?

Guy 2: Duh, I skeet it and tweet it!

by JbJr03 July 30, 2010

skeet willy

when you give a girl a wet willy, but with skeet instead of spit. Or when you ejaculate in the girls ear and rub it around in her ear with your finger.

I gave your mom a skeet willy in her ear and she needed a whole box of q-tips to clean it out.

by C Dubss September 08, 2006

skeet sesh

To skeet profusely in or on a woman, in a large group, most likely with the homies.

"Yo we had a mad skeet sesh on that ho last night."
-"Word"

by Scott Bod December 06, 2007