shitty man

A man who assumes everything the wrong way without Knowing all the facts.

I was on the phone with my dad when my husband assumed (being a Shitty man) I had a boyfriend.

by Mickey Martinez May 7, 2018

shitty cookies

You're having anal while eating freshly baked cookies or cookie dough.

Gangster G wanna-be: "Yo, me and my chick last night did some shitty cookies."

Gangster B for real gangster: "For real dog? I bet she be all up in that yummy goodness."

Gangseter G wanna-be:"You know how it be."

by gigglesmagee October 9, 2009

Mexi-sitting

this is when you work at an establishment where mexicans who just recently hopped over the border are accepted to work along side regular english speaking americans and the retarded fucking mexicans cant do there jobs therefore they are not being babysat because they aren't babys they are being mexi-sat because they are.........mexicans!!

These mexicans sure are stupid i cant stand Mexi-sitting

by The White Man 85 May 19, 2010

Salt Lake Shitty

a.k.a Salt Lake City.
Mormon Central. Not a big hanukkah town.
Conservitive, hard to find good coffee or beer.
Not welcoming to comunists, punks, or Californians.

Why do you think I'm here? 'Cause I love this place? Salt Lake Shitty?

by graphic freedom June 21, 2006

Shitty Saxophone

When a man is having anal sex with a woman and she farts and it creates a sound that reminds you of Bill Clinton playing the saxophone.

Everything was going great... until she threw a shitty saxophone at me! I didn't know what to do!

by Bandboy69 January 25, 2009

sitting on CHROME

Having a Gun under the seat of your car.

Dont trip ese... Im sitting on chrome. If these putos trip ill blast them.

by cantinflas August 18, 2009

phone sitting

a practice refined by "captain morgan".........drunken action where your cell phone is up your ass while you act like a biatch thinking about doing the brad.

Morgan was in deep phone sitting on new years eve while dreaming about doing the brag at the Borgata

by the lobe January 3, 2005