the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger.

masturbation; playing five on one, priming the piss pump; playing tug of war with ol' cyclops.

Following his vasectomy, he needed to produce 25 ejaculations over a 6-month period to assure testicular emasculation. In order to do this 25 times, he had to perform the five-finger knuckle shuffle on his one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger.

by weave March 21, 2003

salty ceasar

A salad that has been splooged on.

The customer was pissing me off so I replaced his meal order with a salty ceasar.

by Perry Wilson January 26, 2005

Salty sombrero

The sweaty tip of a mexicans penis

I'm going to stick my salty sombrero into Lucas' mouth.

by The Salty Sombrero December 1, 2010

Vancouver Salty Dog

When a guy is about to ejaculate on a woman's face he asks her to close her eyes then pours old semen on her face instead.

(Depressed): My gril broke up with me after I gave her a Vancouver Salty Dog for our anniversary.

by Cinnamahn April 10, 2010

rock-a-silly

Young people who are still trying to decide which genre to represent, and they didn't cut it in the punk rock or metal scene, so they jumped on the rock-a-billy train. They like to think that because they own a coy of Grease, that they are in some sort of secret greaser club. They are usually identified by 3 to 4 inch-high pompadours, tatoos depicting tribal flames (which actually came about in the nineties), driving import cars or PT Cruisers (or bumming a ride in their girlfriend's Toyota or Hyundai.) They often wear their pant cuffs rolled up about 4 to 6 inches high, and sport excessively long chains on their wallets, so as to prevent theft of their wad of cash they earned at some fast-food joint. You can also spot them pulling their pack of smokes from their rolled up tee-shirt sleeve, and if they are out of smokes, may be seen htting up their pimply girlfriend for her last Virginia Slims (and a match). Then watch them as they pass a store window, stop and check their hairdo, then fix it with the greasy black comb they keep in their back pocket of their starched jeans. Frequently seen at psychobilly concerts or asking for an application at a Hot Topic store.

"Look at that rock-a-silly! Wasn't he into punk or emo last year?"

by KevDog January 11, 2008

Salty Ice Cream Scooper

Any man or woman who consumes sperm left over for more than 2 days. Usually the sperm comes in flavors due to the donors taking sperm flavor tablets.

Luke totally is a Salty Ice Cream Scooper. He only eats Aaron's though.

by Corey Miller October 4, 2007

silly putty

The term for male ejaculate when it lands in someone's eye.

Clegg shrieked like a girl when his eye stung from a money shot of silly putty.

by EJJ May 8, 2007