Shit Foot Drunk

The act of getting so drunk that you defecate throughout a residence, typically a rental or friend/family member’s home. The ensuing morning an innocent causally walks about the residence stepping in the feces believing it to mud or some other harmless substance.

Damien : “I thought I stepped in mud this morning, turns out it was Toto’s shit!”

Toto: “I guess I got Shit Foot Drunk last night.”

by Big Ticket76 November 15, 2021

porter potty shit

a shit that you take and it builds up in one place in the toilet bowl so that it rises above the surface in a mountain like shape

Chris: OMG Ryan that is disgusting!
Ryan: What? are you talking about that is a porter potty shit if I've ever seen one

by BBBalla10 January 3, 2009

Don't Shit With Me

A phrase commonly used when somebody says something or does something, or tells you something unbelievable. Can be used for positive or negative

A: Dude, some guy just totally shot your Mother
B: Don't Shit With Me

Similar to:
Don't Fuck With Me, Don't Jack With Me

by The Daily Hacker March 6, 2009

Poof of shit

1. Fart, passing gas, flatulence.

2. Smelly air bubble produced from your booty pipe.

3. Angelic music being played from your bum hole.

Person 1 "Do you smell that? Gah, did you fart? It smells awful!"

Person 2 "No" Busts out laughing because their lying and can't keep a straight face. While laughing they let out another fart.

Person 1 "Eww, you farted again! I can feel it on my face! It's like a poof of shit man!"

by Beeboobop October 22, 2012

king of shit island

When everyone wants to be in charge of a shitty job or task.

Boss: Somebody shit on the coats. Who wants to clean it up?

Worker 1: I'll do it.

Worker 2: No , I'll do it, I know where the cleaning supplies are.

Worker 1: Well, I'll lick it clean.

Adviser: You two can fight all you want about who can clean shit better, but I'm King of Shit Island.

by XP-Guidogangsta January 23, 2014

Post Traumatic Shit Disorder (PTSD)

A crippling panic which arises after taking a shit when you suddenly realize someone is waiting to use the toilet immediately after you and (a) you left a shit stain in the toilet that can't be removed and/or (b) you left a catastrophic stench that would choke a horse.

Person 1: Dude, I almost died at Sherry's house. I took a nasty shit which left a skid mark on the toilet, it wouldn't come off, and her hot sister was waiting for me to use it.

Person 2: Whoa, dude. That's a classic case of Post Traumatic Shit Disorder (PTSD)

by Screw Liberals June 24, 2016

Dogged his shit

when you hit that contested jumpshot and you lean back on that ass like kobe and he still contesting the shot

"ooohhhh you see how curry dogged his shit he lean back on that ass and turn around on that hoe "

by Flash2557 June 1, 2017