seagull screaming

When you trick your lady into a threesome by painting your Penis to look like a French Fry and hold it back from your her until she screams like a Seagull, attracting her female friends who as well want the French Fry.

Seagull Frenchfry

I refused to let my wife have my dick until she started Seagull Screaming, her friends were flocking to the bedroom

by Hubblegotchu November 30, 2019

Rat Scratching

A man shoves his balls, and only his balls, in a woman's pussy. The balls must be like the Amazon Rainforest and be hairy like fuck. Leave a sandpaper-like mark my guy!

Hey honey, wanna do some Rat Scratching?

by Trooper1129 December 6, 2019

Heckle-screaming

When some some random-ass person screams at the top of their lungs at every single opportunity they get during any kind of event where there's a crowd.

-Yo, did you hear that one lady heckle-screaming over there?
--How the hell could I not?

by -w-w- January 17, 2020

Taffy Stretching

The excessive stretching of buttholes, vaginas, and nipples until a complete loss of elasticity.

Theo: Dude did you just shit your pants?

Sam: Yeah sorry guys I got a little out of hand with taffy stretching my asshole.

by Banana Hammie May 4, 2020

Coonanus Stretching

The practice of stretching one's anus to accommodate a racoon

"The racoon can squeeze into a space of just 6 inches, with proper Coonanus stretching you could house a raccoon up your bum"

by Teslanotthecar April 23, 2021

Insert Screaming Here

When you find some unholy Eddsworld ship

*insert screaming here while seeing tomtord*

by Aflesher May 27, 2021

badger scratching

A badger scratching means you are feeling the urge to take a poop. It’s that feeling when you know you need to set everything else aside and get to a potty soon.

“I need to find a bath room, I have a badger scratching.”

by anonymous July 19, 2021