Stoned Illuminati

Telegram Channel

Hey I got that fire exotic from Stoned Illuminati!

by ThirdEyeHoz November 9, 2023

Scone-Grabbers

Hands

As in, "Keep your scone-grabbers off my stuff"

by Tumbleweedstastefunny November 13, 2023

Scondage

The art of enjoying and savouring baked products whilst amending the pronunciation of key words without any justification.

“Kirsty really enjoyed demonstrating scondage by telling people the incorrect manner of pronouncing the word yoghurt whilst savouring a baked product.

by JFM78 November 16, 2023

Stoneder

To be more affected by the cannabis than something or someone else

The bud from the greenhouse got me stoneder than the indoor hydro one.

I need to be way stoneder to watch that.
Relax, let’s just get stoneder for now and we’ll figure that out later.

by BGcool November 23, 2023

scone chucker

An English fuck wad. Only used to be derogatory.

“That British fuck shorted me!! What a scone chucker!”

by Bigdolphinkodeine April 18, 2024

Sconding

The act of one person purposely throwing up on another organism

Hey see all those people over there, go over and start sconding

by Brainrotmuncher92 April 24, 2024

Stoned Bear

That ONE fucking guy you're camping with that decides to spark a reefer while everybody's sleeping, gets the nuclear munchies, and barges into the tents at 2:37 AM searching for snacks like a stoned bear.

(tent starts rustling)
John: (wakes up) oh fuck guys i think there might be a bear outside
Jack: (wakes up) wait what
Valentyn - there's bear outside? ooh no no no
(Tent unzips)
Dax: (falls into the tent)
Dax: y'all know where we put the reeses cups at
Jack: Dax its 2:37 AM, why're you barging into the tents like a stoned bear
Valentyn: чертовски!

by TurksAgainstVapes October 7, 2024