by Shiness February 2, 2017
Get the rusty rodgermug. A penis that has become flaccid inside a vagina or anus as a result of falling asleep during penetration.
Wake up hunny! I think your spork has gone rusty again. You haven't had a rusty spork since grade school.
by SpongeKnob May 24, 2016
Get the Rusty Sporkmug. by Larch Cir Mafia August 4, 2011
Get the Rusty Scuffermug. by jebadiah josiah johnson February 5, 2010
Get the Rusty Carlmug. by Big Swol October 4, 2005
Get the Rusty Trombonemug. rust-y scab-bard / |ˈrəstēˈskabərd|
noun
1. a metal sheath for the blade of a sword or dagger that has acquired a reddish- or yellowish-brown flaky coating of iron oxide.
ORIGIN (rusty): Old English rūst, of Germanic origin; related to Dutch roest, German Rost, also to red.
ORIGIN (scabbard): Middle English, from Anglo-Norman French escalberc, from a Germanic compound of words meaning ‘cut’ and ‘protect.'
2. a vagina well-worn by disease or vigorous use, often showing signs of neglect or infection, and betraying a lack of self-respect and surfeit of desperation. The condition usually stems from repeated or prolonged exposure to open air and moisture.
NOTE : The female possessing such anatomy may be said to "have/tote/wield/harness/carry a rusty scabbard."
ORIGIN: Latin, from the literal translation of 'vagina, -ae," meaning scabbard as for a sword. In recent years, the term has come to encompass any concave repository for a pointed or phallic object. 'Rusty' makes reference to the deterioration of objects when left vulnerable to the ravages of time and the elements.
noun
1. a metal sheath for the blade of a sword or dagger that has acquired a reddish- or yellowish-brown flaky coating of iron oxide.
ORIGIN (rusty): Old English rūst, of Germanic origin; related to Dutch roest, German Rost, also to red.
ORIGIN (scabbard): Middle English, from Anglo-Norman French escalberc, from a Germanic compound of words meaning ‘cut’ and ‘protect.'
2. a vagina well-worn by disease or vigorous use, often showing signs of neglect or infection, and betraying a lack of self-respect and surfeit of desperation. The condition usually stems from repeated or prolonged exposure to open air and moisture.
NOTE : The female possessing such anatomy may be said to "have/tote/wield/harness/carry a rusty scabbard."
ORIGIN: Latin, from the literal translation of 'vagina, -ae," meaning scabbard as for a sword. In recent years, the term has come to encompass any concave repository for a pointed or phallic object. 'Rusty' makes reference to the deterioration of objects when left vulnerable to the ravages of time and the elements.
1. After a long battle in the rain, Sir Harold Hartson put his poignard in his trusty but rusty scabbard.
2. "You can tell her I think she has a rusty scabbard! It's quite evident when she sleeps with drunk males - while sober herself! - and lacks the self respect to look elsewhere," I ejaculated, as I sipped a cup of tea.
2. "You can tell her I think she has a rusty scabbard! It's quite evident when she sleeps with drunk males - while sober herself! - and lacks the self respect to look elsewhere," I ejaculated, as I sipped a cup of tea.
by Lewis Carroll December 21, 2008
Get the rusty scabbardmug. Fucking a girl on the rag, without washing up afterwards, and you wake up in the morning with a bloody morningwood. Resembling a rusty nail.
by Bruce S Johnson September 4, 2009
Get the Rusty Nailmug.