Rusty Turn Boner

When a male engaged in vigorous anal sex breaks his dick inside said anus. Upon the breaking (and after all the anal pressure) the person receiving the anal sex becomes incapable of containing themselves and releases their fecal matter all over the broken penis. Therefore, making it a "Rusty Turn Boner."

Todd: Who was on the phone?

Chris: That was the hospital, Hank got admitted...

Todd: Oh my God, what for?

Chris: They say he got a Rusty Turn Boner and is going to need surgery.

by Marshall Branch February 23, 2011

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rusty sheriff star

A brown asshole or poop shoot.

My old lady has a clean rusty sheriff star for a culo.

by d0c March 17, 2008

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Rusty Pile-driver

A shit-covered super hard-on violently penetrating any bodily orafice just before 'bustin a nut'.

As I was bangin' this chick's poop-chute, just before blowin' my load, I flipped her over and sunk a Rusty Pile-driver down her gob.

by KingTigerKommander April 4, 2009

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Rusty Treble Hook

The rusty treble hook is similar to the rusty hook but the subject uses 3 fingers instead of 1 as treble hooks have 3 hooks.

Darrell gave Adam the rusty treble hook, and his breath smelled like shit for the rest of the day.

by LongBoneGrunter May 8, 2009

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Rusty Sausage

The act of inserting a frozen breakfast sausage in one's rectum then putting it back in the package. Most frequently occurs in an office setting where an employee leaves a package of breakfast sausage in the office break room refrigerator for several days.

I hope Richard O'brien likes the taste of his breakfast especially the rusty sausage I left in the break room.

by meatlover1234 December 9, 2010

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rusty fish hook

When you hump doggy-style and after putting your index finger in her butt you stick it in her mouth and pull her cheek.

Amazing way to end up with an angry girlfriend. Stick your finger in her butt, then pull her cheek. She is a fish. You are the fisherman. You control the rusty fish hook.

by Stefan W September 6, 2007

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