Gill Roys

Gill Roys is the dopest hardware store known to man. Gill Roys carries thousands of Items and the floormen have to know where each item may resound to help the many walks of life that walk through the doors find whatever it may be they are looking for. This hardware store will hook you up and has been voted as the best hardware store in Michigan by the Flint Journal...because everyone that works at Gill Roys is a BOSS! All the other fake-ass hardware stores out there (ACE, Ho-depot, Lowes, etc.) wish they were as fly as Gill Roys.

Bro #1: Yo dawg, I need some random-ass bolts, nuts, auto parts, tools, and lawn-care.

Bro #2: Then you best be going to Gill Roys, son!

by Anon Agent 007 November 30, 2011

royal with cheese

Also known as a quarter pounder with chese, but with the use of the metric system, it would be called royal with cheese.

Can I get a Royal with cheese!

by airickt November 28, 2007

Royal Swirly

A royal swirly is a bullying action in which a person shits in a toilet and dunks someone else's head in. The person is then punched in the stomach by the swirler, hoping the victim opens their mouth out of surprise and sucks in shit. The toilet is then flushed as shit swirls around the victim's head.

1. Earnest is blond, but his hair was brown after a royal swirly.

2. Leonard loves to give the scrawny nerd royal swirlies after class.

by Ilovetoswirl September 1, 2010

Gorbachev Royale

Refers to the mark left when someone with a prince albert slaps another person, usually during the act of fellation, on the forehead.

I was giving Rob the best blowjob of his life last night but he got a little too into it and gave me this gorbachev royale.

by XFocus May 7, 2009

Royal Mail

A group of scammers/fraudsters whose duty it is to steal from the normal working-class public, and fail to reach their delivery times/dates. They are sometimes dubbed the 'Royal FAIL/Royal Snail' due to their lack of care and accuracy in the matter. They appear to be getting worse by the day, it's highly recommended that you don't put your trust and faith into them, as they'll grind you to the ground.

Sue: Hey! Did you get my birthdy card?
Bob: No, what birthday card!?
Sue: Well I sent it out with the Royal Mail 5 days ago...
Bob: No, sorry.

by CroydonBoy January 4, 2008

Royann

Beautiful, intelligent woman. Loves being around family and friends. The life of the party.

Royann lit up the room when she walked in.

by donutgirl February 3, 2010

Royce Gracie

One of the best grapplers in the world. Royce Gracie made his world debut in November of 1993 in the Ultimate Fighting Championship, where 8 of the greatest martial artists in the world would come and fight in a cage, tournament style. Royce Gracie won, defeating much larger and stronger opponents with his Father's style of Jiu-Jitsu, Gracie Jiu-Jitsu, or more commonly known as Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu.

Royce Gracie: Haha, I beat you in a NHB match!
Ken Shamrock: Yeah so what, don't rub it in, even though I look like a bodybuilder and you look like a stick.

by DJ_Meridia January 2, 2006