Riverbend High School

I am a proud riverbend student and i am proud to say i buy my own liquor, and i've never asked a courtland kid to buy me alcohol. Also every party ive had was fully stocked with alcohol, smoke, and chicks. So courtland obviously is not invited to the real riverbend spots, not the crappy ones thrown by gay junior chicks who live in gated communities.

Quad fest 05'
Beach Week 05'

by Proud Riverbend Student May 3, 2005

toms river

a town mostt known for the toms river fest. and for bad water and little league. our high school north is spoiled . the tweens love the mall and movie theatre. in the summer, 80% of the residents are at the beach. at night boardwalk fights are basically our CULTURE. we do not pump our own gas. the girls are real and the guys dont walk around in wife beaters.girls dont wear much makeup and the dress in the latest trends. everyone from toms river loves the beach. our life is your vacation :

toms river is overrun by bennys.

by holycow123 December 17, 2008

River Rat

In poker, a fuck stick that has no pair and no draw that hits a card on fifth street "the river" to give him the best hand and suck out on another player and then brags about it. The amazing river card, making bad poker player look good since 1942. No pair, no draw, no problem!

plyr1: I called cause it was sooooted!
plyr2: You are a terrible fucking poker player river rat!

by Jim Etheridge December 28, 2005

River Edge

A small "wealthy" town in Bergen County, New Jersey, USA.

Filled with generally weird anglo-ish and korean people.

Small town that borders New Milford, Hackensack/Hackensack River, Oradell, and Paramus. Shares a school district (River Dell) with nearby Oradell.
It is important to remember that River Edge is the much more upright and assiduous part of River Dell.

But, people have to stop building those hideous McMansions. Ugh.

Highlights include: CVS, the diner, part of Van Saun County Park, Total Wine and more, Sanducci's, the asian food market, and the Carousel, a convience store.

Uhmm a few potheads and guido kids around but they're alright.

General teenage shenanigans, I guess.

River Edge has an AMAZING block on Manning Ave between Bogert and Kinderkamack.

by magfit July 21, 2009

River City Rebels

7-piece ska-punk band from River City, Vermont. Led by Bopper, the River City Rebels (Also RCR) tear up the east coast live and rock the nation on recording.

ME: Who can argue with a name like "Bopper"?!?!
Yar-Yar: Someone named Jungle-Face, The Scientist, Patti Botox, Sacy Jack, or Brandon HeartAttack!

by Band Of Retired Superheroes January 6, 2005

Hudson River

Named after Henry Hudson, discoverer of the radioactive river splitting Jersey and Manhattan. If you want to get radiation, you swim in the Hudson. Maybe you will additionally find scrap metal or a car in the Hudson River. Probably because of 3-Mile Island being in the middle of the damn river! 3-Mile Island is a closed down radioactive island, similar to Indian Point. More up North, however, makes nice whitewater rafting.

Guy #1 - Yo dude do you wanna swim in the Hudson River with me?

Guy #2 - Nah dude, I'm not suicidal!

by Señor Sweet Beatz August 24, 2008

south river

A small little coolest town on earth:
we got pot heads
Mexicans
Brazilians
more Mexicans
Portuguese people
fagots sorry homos
and black people.
REPRODUCTION
did i mention Mexicans
well this place is the groovy we are full of pot
we got our frolicers
were 2 miles away from malls
and we got pot
so come to south river enjoy your stay!

Gay Dude:South river sucks!

South river frolicker: go suck ur dad's dick son,south river the bomb!

by John Faluba January 5, 2009